Just a quickie...
From others of my tales you'll know the relationship with the mother of my kids is a bit hit-and-miss most of the time.

So why do I sometimes have these really strong dreams about the pair of us floating in 'jelly' (for want of a better word) desperatly trying to touch but never succeeding because its won't allow us to?

Then, when I phone her she'll admit she's in one of her pits of depression.
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Tue 8 Jul 2008, 7:53, 2 replies)

Mabye
It's because you subconciously (or however it's spelt) want to get closer to her and have a good relationship
open up to her
(Freddles, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 9:30, closed)

Yes
and stick your finger up her bum.
(Rsoles, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 19:50, closed)