My mate reckoned his room was haunted.
Apparently everytime he had a wank he could hear a clap sound after it. We all told him this was bollocks but i'll never forget him angrily shouting "nah it's real, you don't believe me? COME ROUND AND HAVE A WANK IN THERE THEN"
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:50, 3 replies)

Maybe his headboard would bang rhythmically against the wall
and he'd think it was a prudish ghost trying to get him to stop?
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 17:54, closed)

hmmm
I thought you couldn't catch the clap from wanking?

Maybe it was the neighbours over the street applauding his performance?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:01, closed)

*click*
teh funny
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 18:15, closed)