Flying Bread
I was looking after a friends house once and as I walked past the side of it, two whole slices of bread swooped from the sky and landed at my feet. I looked up and saw no sign of birds, so thought that my friend might be back and decided to have a bit of bread-based fun. Inspection of the house showed no sign of my friend. There was nobody else on the street at the time and the house is an end of terrace. I still have no idea where the bread came from.
(sleekloon Curing Cancer one cell at a time., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 2:58, 6 replies)

sorry
my bad
(Freddles, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 4:52, closed)

What a waste
That could have made a fantastic sarnie.
(HellHathFury Christ on his pushbike, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 6:19, closed)

that is
Brea-diculous
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 10:01, closed)

perhaps...
... your yeast infection solidified?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 11:09, closed)

Hmm
I cant think of any explanation but I'm sure if you use your loaf you will find a logical answer.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 13:56, closed)

In your best singing voice:
'Why do breads suddenly appear
Every time you are near
Just like me, they want to be
Close to you'
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 20:00, closed)