This happened a few years ago
...a strange shadow was seen moving through the back gardens of peoples houses late at night in Morriston, Swansea. A few people had noticed odd sightings of this strange vision for a while, until eventually the Police were called in as the shadow got stuck in one garden.

The shadow? Some nutter in a ninja suit complete with sword in a sheath on his back "patrolling the area". Apparently he'd been doing it for weeks keeping the area safe. From other nutters, presumably.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 8:58, 2 replies)

And how did Sting help?

( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:26, closed)

^^He performed an impromptu sex marathon
by humping a gnome in the corner.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 9:28, closed)