Once, while I was sat on the toilet, I heard footsteps running up the stairs,
but I was the only one in the house!

I live in an end terrace, and it was someone next door. I forgot for a moment that I had a next door neighbour and that they sometimes need to go up and down their stairs aswell.

I don't know why the fact that I was sat on the toilet is relevant, it just is.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 14:56, Reply)