Starting something you couldn't finish
Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
I once failed to finish a wank
Only once though, mind.
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:12,
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I bet your dad was
furious!
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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Not as angry as your mum
It was her tits I was attempting to ejaculate on
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24,
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no cum
no DNA
No conviction
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hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:02,
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No!
I meant your Dad was furious because you didn't finish him off.
Oh dear, this hasn't worked at all.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:38,
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Not for my dad anyway, by all accounts
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 18:45,
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