Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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My girlfriend does something similarShe wakes up in the middle of the night and asks me to take my fingers for a stroll in her lady garden. When she's done she goes to sleep and leaves me hanging.
And she wonders why her pillow smells of jizz, she does have nice skin though
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So after she falls asleep you stand over her and ejaculate on her pillow?(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:01, closed)
No, he lets me do thatIn exchange for sucking him off.
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He is correctbut you only do it because I'm ginger
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