Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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Take up reading in bed.Then start dipping your fingers in the scented folds and have a wiggle.
Stop, rinse repeat. When she is shivering like a shitting dog, stop.
Tell her you just wanted your finger wet to turn the page.
Done.
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 16:30, 1 reply)
I'd 'like' thisbut I love it instead, that last sentence in OP is da winnahz.
The whole thread as well as the reply above.
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