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Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:32)
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The parakeet couldn’t swallow too well, so I massaged its throat for a while and the bird cooed appreciatively. I had to take a break eventually, as the stirring in my generously proportioned loins was in danger of doing a mischief to either myself or anyone in the immediate locality.

Culkin didn’t like what he saw. His black armband was becoming frayed and many people were growing weary of his incessant grief. I started to berate him orally because the parakeet was clearly distressed by the way he ceaselessly held his palms against his cheeks, and the aroma of aftershave was somewhat overpowering.
“Doth thou covet this wing’d and befeathered skyfish?” I inquired.
“Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout?” Culkin barked.
“Don’t come that with me!” I retorted without hesitation. “He’s dead, Culkin. Let go.” And with that I tore the armband away and gobbled it down without blinking once. Culkin wept for a while, but his sobs turned to whimpers of ecstasy as I began to softly kiss his spongy lips. My tongue explored his nostrils and my fingers counted his ribs. Our mums are now firm “friends” and Culkin and I share a bedroom.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:18, closed)
Where the hell have you been? Grieving over your parakeet?
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:38, closed)
I fully respect your writings, Stusut
One of the reasons I got involved with B3ta in the first place. But no click from me- I'm a contrary wee shite at the best of times.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 9:49, closed)
Notice how he's back at the same time as Pooflake.
I believe they are the same person.

*Dons tinfoil hat*
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:42, closed)
He's back! It's been so long!
(I thought he was legless?)
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 19:18, closed)

You're confusing Stusut with me ;)

(BTW - the original Stusut post is excellently written - so clicks aplenty!)
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 8:48, closed)
You make me happy.
Never go away again.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 20:40, closed)
He returns only becasue of the alignment of Mars with Dusseldorf.
For seventeen days there will be a rising foulness and a rich fecund stench as of Bob Monkhouse. Then the horror will reach a plateau wherein the huddled masses mired in their rancid sofabeds become accustomed to a fate worse than chlamidia.

After that nothing can prevent us eating icecream, yae even though it be rum and raisin flavour.
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 10:33, closed)
you are a strange, strange man
*hides cutlery*
(, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 23:19, closed)

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