For the love of God, I'm trying my best
but right now I'm giving up, I concede, it's just too hot to wank
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:40, 3 replies)

Soak it in cold water for a few minutes
Or at least let it cool down between goes.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 13:27, closed)

Easy, just find a cooler location;
such as a park or garden.

Alternaticely, visit a local food retail establishment. All but the smallest will have walk-in fridges, while a few will even have walk-in freezers. The staff will be happy to let you borrow the facilities, once you've explained your predicament in detail to a manager.

(Caution: Advice may be bad. Terms and conditions apply.)
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:28, closed)

I invented fridge wanking
but it curdles my twizzlers
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:17, closed)