Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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For the love of God, I'm trying my bestbut right now I'm giving up, I concede, it's just too hot to wank
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 21:40,
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Soak it in cold water for a few minutesOr at least let it cool down between goes.
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Easy, just find a cooler location;such as a park or garden.
Alternaticely, visit a local food retail establishment. All but the smallest will have walk-in fridges, while a few will even have walk-in freezers. The staff will be happy to let you borrow the facilities, once you've explained your predicament in detail to a manager.
(Caution: Advice may be bad. Terms and conditions apply.)
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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I invented fridge wankingbut it curdles my twizzlers
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:17,
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