I know it's a bit tangential...
...but I once saw this porno where these novice nuns drill holes in their bike saddles then place dildos just beneath them, cunningly connected to the moving parts so that they rise and fall in concert with their pedalling. The nuns' long habits hang down sufficiently to conceal their mischief from Mother Superior, who is amusingly gratified by how much the girls are enjoying their healthy excursion and how eager they are to race to the head of the field!

Filthy slut-nuns.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 17:59, 1 reply)

good lord
that was the first porno I ever saw.

Very soft if I remember rightly. Basically a lot of semi naked 'nuns' on an exercise bike.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:22, closed)

Very soft.
But what a brilliant idea by those nuns. And I suppose it would work for monks too - not that any of them would be into something of THAT nature...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:24, closed)

Except that weird, fat, bald eunuch one
in Name of the Rose. See? Not tangential at all. Clicks.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:29, closed)