I would love to have your problem
In my office we have a single toilet behind a very thin wall. That would not be a problem in itself, but the coffee machine is located right next to it. This means that there is always a person that not only have seen you enter the toilet, but can hear everything...
(Km, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 18:35, 2 replies)

That's harsh...
Does that mean the cute receptionist (to pick a random example) can hear you straining away?
( repooc, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:05, closed)

I discovered, having just done a series of very loud farts
followed by a bit of a post heavy night splatter crap, that the air conditioning vent above one of the cubicles is directly connected to one of the meeting rooms used by the 'big boss' at work. Having emptied my load and let out a groan of relief, I realised that I could hear every word being said in that room, and could even recognise the individual voices. I just really hope that I don't make distinctive pooing noises as they would probably have heard everything!!
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 22:48, closed)