
Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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Any wanker can pull out a guitar half pissed at a party and knock out a passable rendition of 'Hey Mona', but how many people are cool enough to break out a fiddle and start playing the theme tune to The Riddlers?
( , Mon 28 Jun 2010, 20:56, closed)

Pulling off a half pissed rendition of Hey Mona is still reasonably cool on a guitar. You are a wandering troubadour, bringing music to people . . .
When you break out a banjo, people just think of Ned Beatty getting arse raped.
( , Tue 29 Jun 2010, 8:35, closed)
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