Shoebox Kebab
It's a local delicacy here in the people's republic of South Yorkshire.

Three different types of "meat" (I use the word meat in it's loosest possible form as we all know what sots of flith and dirtyness goes into these artery busters), wrapped up in something that resembles pitta, garnished with something that once grew in a garden.

I challenge anyone to eat one of these in a single sitting!

I suppose the clever thing about this kebabs, despite being far too big for even the biggest whale to tackle in one sitting, is that they have an evil secret weapon. As you munch, the half gallon of liquid lard manages to seap through the cardboard and the untrained will end up with a large embarasing white stain across their groin.

It's like the Glasgow deep fried pizza. Try one in a lifetime, but only one.
(libraryboy Cheer up, you could be french!, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:33, 4 replies)

puts me in mind of one of these
blog.23x.net/5/what-is-a-munchy-box.html
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:58, closed)

I am in shock and horror
And yet also strangely hungry at the same time.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:09, closed)

There was a place in Glasgow...
...a few years ago that offered locals the culinary delight that is the deep fried kebab. Sausage wrapped in donner meat and then deep-fried, it was called the "Stonner Supper" - they would only serve one per week to customers.

NOT LIES
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:47, closed)

I ate one once...
...and my piss went opaque next . Of course I didn't realise that's what caused it, so I rushed off to the quack, visions of kidney failure dancing through my horrified imagination.

"MrScars, MrScars. If you will eat these things. you must expect the consequences. In your case, you're urinating an emulsion of lamb fat. Unfortunately, not all the lamb fat. The rest is attached to your arteries. Try not to have a coronary on the way out".
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 0:16, closed)