Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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all you need to know is really weird stuff, or pornographic stuffI developed a great relationship with a couple of austrians purely because i knew some quite unpleasant german phrases, and managed to pull a french bird with my semi-surreal pidgin-french
mind, last time i was in france, i ate only croque-monsieurs...
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:40,
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"last time i was in france, i ate only croque-monsieurs"
Pfffffffffffffffahahahahahaha. That, my friend is an all too familiar tale. With the whole of Parisian dining at my disposal I spent a long weekend eating those feckers...
On the German front, I can actually add to that one word - Meine luftkissenboot ist windig und meine Klapperschlange ist kalt. Guaranteed to pull any surrealist German lady at the drop of a lobster.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:46,
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mein luftkissenboot ist mit aale beseztich mochte gern dein hund sein
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 22:56,
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Wo ist meiner Meerschweinschen? Ich möchte meiner Meerschweinchen!
(note: I have never owned a guinea pig, but shouting about one is a fantastic way to sound angry.)
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Ich mochte gern an deinen Busen rasten
Wie eine Kuh am Futterkasten
And prepare to get punched in the face...
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