Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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Robin Hobb thinks you probably should...I've just remembered more, actually. The first bits with the training are great Hobbishness, then the inexorable march of "woe, fat, more woe, more fat" started and didn't end. the abrupt switch from tight military fantasy build up to the least erotic sex scenes and most depressing main character ever dismayed me...
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is this for realor is it an elaborate hoax to get the QWOTers to believe these books exist?
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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They are real.Book 1: boy wants to be a soldier. Book 2: boy is fat because of magic. Book 3: Boy fucks shit up with his fat-magic. (Unfortunately this doesn't involve crushing people with his moobs or anything like that; the fat is a reservoir for magic and he can use it to make plants grow and shit. Yeah, he fucks shit up by growing plants.)
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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