Unreasonable CrueltyFreddie Woo tells us: "We used to lock kids in the toilets at school just because we could." But why would you do such a thing? Why would you give teaching such a bad name? Tell us about times when events have taken a turn for the harsh.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:06)
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As a littl'un, about 6 or 7 years oldwe used to hang about and ride our BMXs in a gravelly lane behind a friends house. One day someone came off their bike at speed and scraped practically all the skin off his forearm.
He did the whole 'I'm a grown up and don't cry' breathing, wincing and lip-wobbling thing when an older girl, probably about 16-ish came running up with a bag of shopping. 'Bloody hell, are you OK? I've got something for that in my bag' she says and promptly gets out a plastic lemon full of lemon juice and squirts it all over his arm.
She then ran off up the lane laughing while he screamed his fucking head off. I imagine she's in prison now for poisoning people's pets or something.
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 12:40, 2 replies)
hehethat's fucking ace
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 13:40, closed)
fucking ace...and fucking OUCH!!
(, Fri 19 Jul 2013, 22:04, closed)
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