we had a local football player whose nickname was windows
The rumour was (back in the pre internet days) that he sexually assaulted his girlfriend, by trapping her head in the electric window of his car while she was leaning in to talk to him and then raped her from behind
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 10:29, 6 replies)

lol, rape!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 12:08, closed)

it's what made b3ta great

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Jan 2017, 12:29, closed)

Did he go on to become a radio operator on a base in Antarctica with a mental alien in it?
( .Yeti., Wed 11 Jan 2017, 15:55, closed)

<s>a radio operator on a base in Antarctica with a mental alien in it</s>
the soho sausager
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 16:27, closed)

Nice

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 11 Jan 2017, 19:24, closed)

dammit, now i have to watch that again tonight

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 14 Jan 2017, 16:36, closed)