Armageddon!
As people who spend a lot of time on the internet, I'm guessing most of you will remember this little gem that did the rounds a year or two ago.

It's the rather touching story of two gay guys & a hamster.

One of these guys had a thing for inserting the hamster into a certain body cavity. Should this ever become too much for him, his partner would remove the unfortunate creature when the safe word, "armageddon", was used.

One day, the safeword was used, but the partner was unable to extract the hamster. Thinking on his feet, he decided to try & coax the little guy out using a lit match, hoping his furry friend would move towards the light.

Unfortunately, the match ignited some of the gas that this particular part of the human anatomy tends to build up, resulting in the hamster being propelled from it's hiding place at great speed, breaking the nose of the guy with the match.

The man in whom the hamster had been residing at the time apparently sustained first degree burns to his colon & rectum.

Paramedics called to the scene are apparently responsible for the spread of this story.

*Insert length joke here*
( Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, Reply)