little brothers can be fun
When my brother was 13 ( oh he was a special child ), both of our cats had had two sets of litters each and we decided it was time for the spade. When my brother asked what spading was, it just seemed too tempting...
Me "ok, you lay the cat down, and gently rest his body in a vice. The vet then holds the cat still using the vice and pulls out a sterilised spade from his cabinet, and whacks the kitten with the spade"
Him "noooo, that can't be true"
So I go get my stepdad from the other room and he indeed confirms this is true. He also adds what they do with the testicles of the male cats
Him "ewwwwwwwwwww"

He didn't eat baked beans for over 2 years.

I wish this kinda thing would have stopped, but the most recent quoted mad comment was the
question "Do frogs swim?"

yeah, but now I'm fat, and he works in a health food shop... I think he won eventually
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Mon 9 Jan 2006, 16:36, Reply)