once upon a time
there was a child with down syndrome who's mother took him to the zoo one day. having accompanied him to see most of the animals she allowed him 5minutes of freedom but he had to meet her outside of the monkey cages.
5 minutes passed and the 8 year old didnt return.
another 5 minutes passed but the mother kept calm. after 15minutes the small boy apeared but was soaked through, all of his clothes were wet, it looked like he had taken a bath.
His mother proceeded to demand of him "where have you been?" but the child said nothing, she repeated "where did you go i was so worried?" but again the child said nothing.
The mother, now angry, demanded of her child "if you dont tell me where you were we're gonna go home right now!" but the child remained silent. so the mother dragged him into the car and drove them both home.
Once they got home she told the child to run the bath, so he ran upstairs still soaking wet.
when the mother came up to the bathroom 10minutes later her eyes scanned the room where she saw:
1.her son still in soaking wet clothes
2.his empty soaking wet backpack
3.a penguin in the bath

*already wearing coat*
(antifilth, Mon 9 Jan 2006, 21:08, Reply)