Busted Liver Blues
Ah got ma leg chawed off by a grizzly
Ah got ma arm gang’ed up on a rusty nail
Ah got ma dick rottin' away, and soon will come the day
When ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Pass me a drink, I dun wanna even think
Of when ma liver's gonna fail (darn soon)

Ah got no money an’ no prospects
No roof no bed no pail (to piss in)
Ah got the bailiffs after me, but before they get to me
Ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Oh ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Pass me a drink, I dun wanna even think
Of when ma liver's gonna fail (darn soon)

Ah been drunk for thirty years now
I was sober once - in jail
I would rather drink than eat, got purple swollen feet
Cos ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Oh ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Ma liver's gonna fail (gonna fail)
Pass me a drink, I dun wanna even think
Of when ma liver's gonna fail (right NOW)

[Copyright Beyonce Knowles]
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 20:57, 2 replies)

Nice work.
I've found the alcoholics I know and have found the pancreas the most troublesome organ. I suppose it's one or the other though. I hear the liver failing hurts less than the pancreas rupturing.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 21:08, closed)

FUCK THE FUCK OFF

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 9:47, closed)