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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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"After checking that his actions could not be construed as criminal"
Have perjury and attempting to pervert the course of justice been taken off the books, then?

Don't take this the wrong way*, Albert, but I do hope you get run over.

*I know you won't, as you just enjoy the attention.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:59, 1 reply)
No.
Perjury / perverting the course of justice is only a crime if caught.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:03, closed)
Yes, dear.
And you're not a creepy stalker if your victims never find out.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:05, closed)
your definition of what a crime is might be flawed there

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:09, closed)
True.
But unless my mate goes all Vicky Pryce on me, I'm in the clear!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:20, closed)
His definition of what an interesting and/or amusing story might be certainly is

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:32, closed)

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