You were too pissed to remember, obviously.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:02, 1 reply)

You are a science professional and I respect that
I spoke to one of your sort, he wasn't just a scientist but a Scientologist and he said it could well be a Thetan and for a fee of just a few thousand pounds he would safely throw it back in the volcano after I had passed it.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:13, closed)

I'm sorry, I'm just a fraud.
Still, if you've got something to throw in a volcano, I'm your man.

Can I borrow a helicopter?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:39, closed)

I don't have a helicopter
but I do have a couple of kites, the stunt ones with 2 stings. They'er good fun on a windy day.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:03, closed)

Oh, forget all this nonsense!
We should all decamp to the park, for an afternoon of kite-flying and frivolity.
With lashings of ginger beer.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:05, closed)

Brilliant idea
and how did you know ginger beer gives me wind. I'll have them kites up in a trice.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:19, closed)