oh, you animals!
as a teetotaller who has never done anything wrong in her life, you all disgust me!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:11, 12 replies)

No one has replied because everyone is so shocked by your lies.

( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:49, closed)

*Grabs*
Shhhh, it's not that, it's once she starts like this after a crate of beathewife the next stage is her getting stabbity.
Now, come with me if you want to live.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:54, closed)

i warned you the last time
this time it's the corkscrew for you!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:58, closed)

EEEEP!
*Cowers*
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:59, closed)

Look Smash!
*throws can of Special Brew in opposite direction*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:04, closed)

Phwew, that was a close one.
Thanks Vaggy, I owe you mate.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:05, closed)

Oh man, I think it was too late for poor Spleep though.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:09, closed)

Oh well.
Who's hungry?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:11, closed)

i could murder a kebab

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:25, closed)

Chillisossalad?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:26, closed)

SALAD?????? FUCKING SALAD!??????
WHAT KIND OF SOUTHERN FAIRY DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:35, closed)

Hop in your mouth? How does that make me live?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:13, closed)