AV
Change your name to Tesco and you will have the largest and most loyal Sunday congregation.

Best to allow the gays as they have more money and fewer kids than the rest of us, good for business.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:17, 1 reply)

Mammon is a jealous master; and leaves no room for any other.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:21, closed)

You just want me
to haul my fat belly and milky tits out in all weathers. I am sure that is against H&S regulations.

*Where did I leave the number for Jeremy Kyle, I'm going to have it out with this Vag.*
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:58, closed)

"Have it out with this vag"?
Have you just gone into labour?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:04, closed)

Nah I thought me and AV can have a go
at being on the telly, set the correct example to all them less fortunate than ourselves.

Him an enthusiastic drinker me a pregnant original thinker, we could be like the new Richard and Judy (but not married).
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:11, closed)