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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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AV
Change your name to Tesco and you will have the largest and most loyal Sunday congregation.

Best to allow the gays as they have more money and fewer kids than the rest of us, good for business.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:17, 1 reply)
Mammon is a jealous master; and leaves no room for any other.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:21, closed)
You just want me
to haul my fat belly and milky tits out in all weathers. I am sure that is against H&S regulations.

*Where did I leave the number for Jeremy Kyle, I'm going to have it out with this Vag.*
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 15:58, closed)
"Have it out with this vag"?
Have you just gone into labour?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:04, closed)
Nah I thought me and AV can have a go
at being on the telly, set the correct example to all them less fortunate than ourselves.

Him an enthusiastic drinker me a pregnant original thinker, we could be like the new Richard and Judy (but not married).
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 16:11, closed)

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