vomit con carne
I went for a works night out meal at a rather cramped Mexican restaurant, but the food was tasty and a good time was had. Ate far too much, and at the next oub we went to, I chugged down two pints quickly, I started getting to the old sweaty concentrate concentrate point, so bolted for the toilets. Unfortunately, it was really busy, and I despite my frantic clawing, I was still 2 people before the bogs when I started to boak. I'd been clamping my hand over my mouth for 30 seconds by this point, so when I finally heaved, it splattered and sprayed violently from between my fingers and the sides of my mouth. It looked exactly like chili too, but runnier. Best of all, I recall nothing of the rest of the night.
But if we're on stupid drunk stories, we'll be here all night....
( normix, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 0:47, Reply)