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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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I have no idea what happened that night. An unfortunate mix of vodka, pills, acid, and beta-blockers worked their diabolical magic and I ended up being ejected from the party at 6 AM. I lost about 20 friends for behaviour that was described as "appalling", and who refused to speak to me ever again. So between my amnesia and their silence I still have no idea what I did. I just hope it was worth it.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 14:11, 2 replies)
Shagged
a fat bird.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 15:49, closed)
You stole all their massive drugs and tried to hotwire a Honda Accord.
HTH.
(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 18:07, closed)

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