One night in a pub
an older man, obviously pissed, walked up to a much younger man who was standing at the bar with his mates and jabbed him in the chest with a finger. "I've had yer mum!" he roared.

The younger man brushed off the older man and returned to his conversation, and the older man wandered off muttering.

Before long the older guy was back. "Not only did I have 'er, but she loved it!"

The younger man gave him a look of disgust and turned away.

'And ya know what? I think I'm goin' back and fuck her again tonight!"

Without turning the younger guy said "Dad go home. You're drunk."

badum tish.
( Wanderer, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 3:32, 3 replies)

The last time I saw this joke was inscribed in stone.
On the inside of one of the pyramids.

Dated 1,000,000 BC.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 9:42, closed)

And it knocked 'em dead!
Sent 'em off to their mummies! Who the pharaoh already had!
( Wanderer, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:07, closed)

Ah, the old ones are the best.
Like your mum.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:54, closed)