There is a surfeit of FUCKING WOMEN at this club.
Fuck the Accord, maybe I should drive up in my VW POLO and SCORE SOME CLUNGE.
With thanks to The Inbetweeners.

Oh, and if you're in Cape Town come here:

www.theassembly.co.za

EDIT: I was drunk when I posted this. You're all cunts.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:16, 3 replies)

That looks shit
and you sound like a prick.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 20 Feb 2013, 23:57, closed)

Intruder!!!!
*Puts on legs and draws gun*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 0:07, closed)

Your argument is invalid.
You forgot to make a Bullet for my Valentine joke first.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 5:46, closed)

Fucking Women?
Is that a free service provided by the club?
( Ken Oath, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 0:58, closed)

The club doesn't pay them,
they work for tips.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:18, closed)

Only clean tips, no pox allowed.
( Ken Oath, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 1:34, closed)

If they're working for
TIPS then it may signal an early end to the night!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 2:47, closed)