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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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Needs more vomit. And traffic cones. And Kebabs. And bushpigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 2:57, 1 reply)
Sex.
Don't forget sex, especially with the vomit.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 3:52, closed)

Needs more scat too
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 5:51, closed)
& some bumfun?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 7:04, closed)
Scat IS bumfun.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 8:50, closed)
Between you and me and the wallpaper.
My idea of bumfun is sticking my dick in an orifice where it fits snugly.
You want someone to shit on your chest, you go for it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:13, closed)
fits snugly?
get one of those hole punch things, then you can put it in in all manner of things
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:29, closed)
That's because you're incredibly boring.
You haven't lived until you've experienced a Boston pancake, or a Cleveland Steamer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:40, closed)
*boak*

(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:46, closed)

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