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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Fat moog
Got kicked out of poncy grammar school sixth form for being naughty at lunchtime, so took awesome revenge on my last day by:

Scrawling the words 'fat moog 99' over any available surface.
Turning every other book upside down in the library.
Desperately spreading a rumour that the head's son was well into his donkey porn.

That showed 'em - they never expelled me again.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:39, 3 replies)
What the hell does fat moog 99 mean?

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 17:41, closed)
It
may refer to the inventor of the synthesizer, although I don't think he was all that fat, despite being a 'merkin, and I'm fairly sure he invented it in sixties and not in '99.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 18:46, closed)
10 points to the dchurch!
Though really it was just one of those phrases that develops betwqeen groups of friends. 1999 was the year I was politely asked to leave said establishment.
(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 19:06, closed)

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