Allowed Vandalism
Repost from the Pubs QotW www.b3ta.com/questions/pubs/post365150

The Prince Albert.
It's a small pub on a back road in Ely. It's a place where a sixty year old goes and gets called young. But it's still a laugh to go in there every now and then. Plus the owners go into my shop now and again.

Anyway, I'm going to tell you about their toilets. More so the men’s toilets, and even more so the have a chalk board over the urinals. Always has good lines written on it. This is what I've read on it.

- (In one handwriting) I love it when a plan comes together. (Under that in a different handwriting) I pity the fool that wrote the above.
- Eyes down for a wet shoe.
- Keep your eyes on the prize, and not on this message.
- Give me 15 men of steel, and I can claim back Ely in a week. (Then someone else wrote) Just give me 3 Ninja's and I can take it before daylight.

That's all I can think of right now. I'm still planning on drawing a CDC on it, but I'm worried about using the chalk.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 23:31, 3 replies)

For a proper CDC...
...you'd need to buy magenta chalk anyway
(oball needs Satan more than he needs me, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 0:37, closed)

Ely way eh?
Get your arse to The Aviator, Ramsey Road, St. Ives, Cambs, on the 16th from 9pm, and I'll buy you a pint. A shot will be included if you have a Furtive badge on.

/seeing the Blue Haze.
Gig details
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:01, closed)

Gah!
Wish I'm about now to get there.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 0:40, closed)