VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Parmesan1 - wait for one of your 'friends' to bugger off a couple of days early for the easter break at uni (even better if you dont' actually share the building with him).
2 - gather all the grated ready-to-go parmesan you can by raiding every kitchen you have access to.
3 - with a piece of paper, blow all the cheesy goodness under their door.
4 - allow to mature over the aforementioned holiday, and the extra couple of weeks he took off to earn some cash as a ski instructor.
5 - try not to gag when the room is opened.
6- drink all his duty free grappa in a big making friends session when the cheesy stench is finally removed.
Maybe it's just a jape and not vandalism, but what the hell, I can pea later
(, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)
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