At my previous place of work
there is a large container parked just outside. It just looms there in all its green glory, patiently awaiting to be fed another weeks worth of garbage. Now this container has two openings. One large at the front, wich would be the one everybody uses, and one small hatch at the back that is rather difficult to access. However, every time the task of bringing out the smelly offerings to this waste-disposal deity I chose to use the hatch at the back.
Now some of you might ask why I would go through all that extra trouble just to get rid of a smelly old bag of crap.

Since all bags end up with the oldest ones the farthest in and the newer ones at the top, by choosing to use the hatch at the back I could fuck up the chronology of it all. Sometimes with an evil laugh (though not too loudly, didn't want to make my co-workers think I was crazy or anything).
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:37, 2 replies)

so what you are trying to tell us all is
you favour the back door then ?
(Cov Boy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:48, closed)

Yeah, take that Time Team.

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 8 Oct 2010, 12:50, closed)