Click for the comeback but not the harassment

(Cockroach-Sombrero Cook Pass Babtridge, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:23, 1 reply)

that's kids for you
if they're brought up by fuckwits, they'll just become fuckwits themselves
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:26, closed)

There's some local fuckwits round here started trying to get a bit of a rise out of me, calling me 'Jed' for some reason.
So one night as I'm ambling past them to go to the corner shop 'OI JED!'
'Alright virgins?'
'Oi, I ain't no virgin blud'
'You're not? Nice one. Hope your arse feels better soon.'
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:17, closed)

hahaha!
nice one, AB!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:35, closed)

They had girls with them that they were trying to impress too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 12:49, closed)

that gets bonus points

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 16:05, closed)

Oi Jed!
Lolz!1!!!!!!!!111
Thought I'd get that in first...

BTW, I think you need to re-structure the list so it's easier for retards (like me) to find the latest additions, not sure how, just saying. I always assumed new posts at the top off subsections but I think you're slipping in a few old ones all over? And why did you remove the "unfunny prats" section, do I have to be racist/a nonce to get back on it?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:14, closed)

To be honest, it was the least amusing section and I needed more room.
'Anecdote kings' is due a prune too, it's a bit one-joke.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 12:48, closed)