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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion

(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Still not iambic pentameter, but slightly more consistent meter:
When she was a little girl,
She had a dainty quim.
If she tried so very hard,
She'd fit her finger in.
Now she's nearly aged sixteen,
Her quim has lost its charm.
Now she drops her finger in,
And half her fucking arm.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 0:02, 1 reply)
Almost iambic trimeter?
AKA Alexandrines. ( I think, its been an age since I had to study this stuff. Can barely tell me spondees from me dactyls these days.)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 0:09, closed)
Iamb sure that if you tried hard enough, you'd remember.
it's not trochee.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 1:54, closed)
nice ^^
That really only leaves amphibrach and the puns that spring to mind are just too awful.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 12:31, closed)
It'd be a mean feet to get that pun in.

(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 13:23, closed)
Hah!

(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 18:10, closed)

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