Open Day Display
Around 10 years ago and enjoying the usual drunken lifestyle that is first year of uni, my friends and I arrive back at the student halls in the early hours. A plan emerges that can be borne of nothing other than the beer riddled, immature minds of a bunch of students.

After some careful manuipulation of the hall's bathroom fittings, we huddle in my room armed with a couple of industrial sized toilet rolls. These, combined with the wash basin provided within my room, formed our deadly ammuntion (did anyone else use the name "Sweaty Betty" to refer to wet handfuls of bog roll, or is it a local thing??!).

The throwing commences, and it's only in the sober light of the following morning that we realised just how many we threw. It's also now clear that only a small few of the rooms in the halls would allow the vantage point to cause such a spread of the summertime snowballs.

The hall's manager hastily arranged such an identity parade for a grilling and amazingly nobody cracked and confessed. She was particularly pissed though, because that very morning several colleges had sent potential future students there for an open day and a lot of time had previously been spent making the place look as presentable as possible - turd polishing, you'd agree if you've ever had the misfortune to visit there (Lovaine Halls at Nortumbria Uni).

Anyway, presenting.....

(botrash, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:52, 2 replies)

I Like This
So I clicked accordingly. The visual was the tipping point.
(barrycounty, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 15:21, closed)

i was
the rogue who helped him do this, he couldnt throw well and kept hitting our own window,
what agreat drunken night that was to b followed by the potato throwing and if you still have it the northumrian unis warning about rats which sumone changed to say fish
(funksoul, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 19:13, closed)