VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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BibleThe only real act of vandalism I have done (if you don't count evacuating an entire hotel in Jersey by hitting the Fire Alarm when I was 12) was on a bible a year ago at a hotel chain in Oxfordshire.
The front page read something along the lines of
"All characters contained in this book are entirely fictitious and any resemblance to anyone real, alive or dead, is completely coincidental"
My colleague thought I would go to hell when he saw it the following morning. I will, but not for adding a few words to a book in a hotel.
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 21:22, 3 replies)
thats not vandalism, thats just honesty.
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I'm gonna make up a stamp with that on.Pure Simple Genius!
Clicky x
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 12:31,
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Very funny and true too,It made me laugh the first time I heard it back in the late '80s in an episode of Red Dwarf (Better than life was the episode I think)
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