I drew a big cock on a pink panther
I used to work in a cafe run by a complete tosspot boss whom I mentioned in the thread about crap employers, so I won't bore you with the details again. After I was deprived of wages, accused of things I hadn't done and sacked on hostile terms, I went round simmering.

One day, after a Sunday afternoon drinking session that went on a bit too long, and after a friend pressed a permanent marker into my hand, I wrote "Ben --- is a cunt" on a tram stop near the cafe. I then turned my attention to the expensive advertising sign on the wall outside the place, that featured a cool-looking pink-panther cat lounging on a sofa with his legs spread. I drew a huge cock and balls on the sign, complete with pubes.

Both were still there months later, much to the amusement of the various friends I'd confided in when I got home.
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