Virtual vandal
My music teacher at school was a fat, arrogant tosser, he hated me for not being interested in his subject, I hated him for being so up his own arse.

My friend was dating a girl who sang in school productions, so we used to hang out in the music rooms alot. Every day I'd change the properties so the screen savers would say "Mr Rose is a silly donkey hehehe!" or "Mr Rose is a tosser."

This continued for a few weeks untill he had passwords put on the computers, so my revenge had been thwarted! Then, one day, I saw a goldern opertunity, his computer, already logged in. I changed the "my brifecase" foulder to "Mr Rose's lunchbox". It stated for weeks!
(Mong goose, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:28, 13 replies)

So...
what did you do to piss off your English teacher?
( ..wil, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 18:50, closed)

Plus one.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:05, closed)

I was dyslexic and dyspraxic, so my hand writting was unreadable, and any words you could read were misspelled. She really didn't like me!
(Mong goose, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 19:08, closed)

Small world: my name's Rose
and I'm a teacher. Not music though, and I don't have a lunchbox (regrettably).
(barbedwiretumbleweed Fast 'n' Bulbous!, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 21:22, closed)

How
could anyone not be interested in music?
(dchurch bah, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 7:54, closed)

As a school subject? Pretty easily, I should think.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 8:36, closed)

I was so bad at music and so disinterested
That I couldn't even play the triangle right. I used to be sent to the library as I was a huge embarrassment to the class.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:02, closed)

it's generally badly taught
I love music, always have, but the lessons at school were fucking dire until GCSE.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:22, closed)

Much like PE
I loved sport but hated PE lessons - dank, abnormally competitive and clad in hideous pants. . .
(moosefish, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 9:39, closed)

And that was just the teacher

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:24, closed)

I hated PE too
if it wasn't for my sadistic teachers (they used to make us lay down in the snow to 'warm up', then force us to have cold showers while standing watching us), I'd be slim and agile now, instead of a fat lazy smoking alcoholic. I swear.
(dchurch bah, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 17:34, closed)

That's fantastic!
I am gonna use that as my excuse as to why I am also a drinks specialist.
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 6:10, closed)

My interest in music has never been great, I guess it's because I was basicly forced to listen to
my dad's music growing up. I do have my own tastes, bands I like, a few hours on my iPod but music isn't a passion of mine.

At school, we learned to play the keyboard, sharing it between two people, playing music that had no appeal to me. My interest was non existsnt, my performance of oh when the saints has become a legend among my friends, earning me the lowest grade in the whole school, despite being in the top 10% for most outher subjects.

Basicly, I didn't know how to read music, I can't tell notes appart very easily and I didn't see the point in learning. Leave music to the musicians, I'll focus on things I do understand. The teaching of the subject was a joke mind. When I explain I don't get what note corosponds to which key, playing the notes and singing the like lyrics dosent help, it just makes me laugh.
(Mong goose, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:47, closed)