Cambridge vandalism...
...in the engineering faculty loos it used to have a cracking bit of pretentious graffiti that read:

VICI, VENI, V.D.

Latinlols.

I never did get round to defacing the sign in the city centre to the Brass Rubbing Centre. Basically I couldn't decide whether to remove the "Br" or the "ss".
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 10:10, 5 replies)

Ho ho - very clever.
Amo, amas, I loved a lass, and she was tall and slender,
Amas, Amat, I laid her flat ...

I can't remember the rest.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:00, closed)

That's cos you're a bender

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 11:11, closed)

I'm not sure why that's pretentious
It's just a shit joke doing wordplay with another language...

Why did the Frenchman only have one egg for breakfast?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:06, closed)

Because...
...it was un(e) oeuf?

Took me a minute...

Apologies for my failure to know if the e should be there. Did Russian, not French.
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:45, closed)

Hooray! :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:54, closed)