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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

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(, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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There's a church by my house with a motivational poster outside
and some "wag" added the legend "Jesus is a cunt" to the bottom of it. Some churchy types have recently put a strip of white tape over this scandalous accusation, but every time I walk that way I have this terrible urge to write over the top "Jesus is still a cunt".

This is why I don't carry a sharpie if I go out drinking
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:41, 5 replies)
Do it .....
you're scared !
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:59, closed)
He might get smote down

(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:17, closed)
Surely the past perfect of "Smote" is "Smut"?

I may be wrong about "past perfect". The gag isn't good enough to warrant googling it
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 14:06, closed)
I thought smote
was the past perfect of smite. Smited is just odd
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:13, closed)
Kind of
it's opposite a boxing gym, and the last thing I want is for some punchy, angry Christian to come out of there and catch me in the act
(, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 15:58, closed)

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