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This is a question Vandalism

I got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.

Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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A bit different from the usual
Scrawled on the back of a toilet door:

CALL -insert phone number- FOR CAKE

Makes a nice change from sex, I suppose. Unless cake is some sort of euphemism....
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:33, 7 replies)
You tell us
fellatio*/anal*/donkeypunch* lady

*delete as applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:39, closed)
If I get to choose
Fellatio I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! cakelady, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:41, closed)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:45, closed)
it's a made up drug.
terrible stuff, so i hear.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 16:46, closed)
Yes
Affects the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 18:47, closed)

Metabolically bisturbile, but it does contain Dimesmeric andsomephosphate, so it's not all bad.
(shanterbabs, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 22:55, closed)
I'd phone if they were selling Clarky Cats

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:13, closed)

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