VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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SaltI remember visiting a friend who was still at college, I had graduated (sort of the previous year).A group of us sank a great deal of wife beater and vodka and thought it amusing to shout obscenities as loud as we could - I decided to go one better and took the large salt container and wrote in huge letters CUNT across his neighbours drive. This was a Friday night and I reasoned in my slightly befuddled state that as the neighbour was a builder’s yard I could wash it off before Monday morning and they wouldn't come round to investigate.
Two things were wrong with my plan:
That much salt needs an awful lot of water to dissolve especially when the only means of delivery is a kettle.
Builders work on Saturdays...........
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in summarystudents get drunk, bellow swearwords, don't actually do any vandalism, pussy out, fail to clean up.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 9:35,
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...And thus the balence of the world is maintained.(, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 13:38, closed)
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