You're being quite harsh on yourself Darth
I gave up after a few paragraphs, but from what I can make out you're a Gyppo for nicking pens from work, and a dickhead for seeking to shit on your managers desk. I wouldn't throw those activities into the bastard bin, but maybe the tale picks up at some point.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:14, 1 reply)

It doesn't.
It descends into SpankyHanky levels of believability and bellendry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:18, closed)

Totally posting in a popular page post
Spankys acolytes have a new high priest of shittery
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:24, closed)

You referring to me there Rory?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:25, closed)

I never followed the Spanky thing, are you?
Edit : this tale is bound to reach the QOTW popular page if that helps
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:27, closed)

have a look at SpankyHanky's profile for cringingly bad, self-congratulatory, masturbatory, unfunny stories.
And by 'stories' I mean painfully obvious fictions. Like the one above. Badly written. He even has his own special section in AB's archive.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:34, closed)

I went there once, it made my eyes bleed, never again. He looked like a gay asperger kid as well.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:53, closed)

And sadly (for him) I fear Foxtrot is becoming the new Hanky.
This 'story' is evidence enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:54, closed)

His resemblance to a gay asperger kid doesn't help him either

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:57, closed)

True.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:58, closed)

Top bullying

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:02, closed)

You did the bullying, not me.
All I did was agree about the Aspegers and homosexuality.

Or Ass-pergers, if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:02, closed)

Hell yeah
He'll be in floods of tears again with me.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:05, closed)

Shame.
HOW CAN YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:07, closed)

With a smirk, because he's so easily wound up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:08, closed)

Yes.
And he loves Pendulum, which is hilarious in itself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:10, closed)

I have no idea about any of the music that he goes on about.
I've always assumed it's gay shit for limpwristed wankers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:12, closed)

10 out of 10 Rory, 10 out of 10.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:18, closed)

I'm still convinced some of his "fans" are sock-puppet accounts, particularly the mod-gazzing zealots.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:48, closed)

I know he was a deluded, misguided twat...undoubtedly still is...
But you really think some of his supporters were sockpuppets?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:51, closed)

There's only about twenty people on this site, all with multiple accounts.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:54, closed)

I am also Legless.
And Poppet, and occasionally Edmund.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:56, closed)

I'm Sparticus
(nibblet99 is avoiding work on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 22:04, closed)

No, you're a halfwitted cunt
with no sense of proper behaviour.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 14 Oct 2010, 9:25, closed)

Well, whenever something vaguely sceptical or uncomplimentary was posted as a reply,
several lurkers would come out of the woodwork, defend their hero and the poster would often get reported and naughty-stepped/banned. This never happened with anyone else; make of that what you will.

It's nothing but a theory, but knowing the kind of folk b3ta attracts, it's quite possible someone with that level of neurotic egotism could exist and become a regular.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 19:56, closed)

I got naughtystepped once.
I suggested a Bullshitters Part 2 QOTW, that way, Legless and Spanky could post their normal 'content' with impunity.

The mods failed to see the funny side.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:00, closed)

I'm in for it now = ((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:00, closed)

YO GONNA GET YUH ASS NOTTY STEPPED!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:03, closed)

FUCK THE MODS, THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 20:07, closed)