My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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I remembered another!I was 14 years old at the time and decided it would be a good idea to down 1/2 bottle of vodka, 4 Bud and a bottle of wine. Sounds bad but gets worse. I vom'd 3 large bowls full of green goo (no idea where the green came from) staggered home, throwing up every ten steps of so and decided that my mother wouldn't realise I had been drinking if I had minty breath. Cue stealing a half used polo-mint from a random girl to disguise the smell. night ended when I couldn't get the key in the lock before realising my mum had opened the door and was staring in disbelief at her 14 y/o son, pissed as a fart with no sense of reality. Up all night on the ceramic telephone and grounded for a month.
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diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:53,
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