My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not my worst chunder but my mate's17 and stupid. Blatted on several bottles of cheap cider I decided to have a nice cool lay down in the garden of my friend's house where we were having the party. Cue "friend" dragging me back indoors to be sobered up with copious amounts of black coffee. I did not want this! I wanted to be left lying on the lovely cool grass outside.
Minutes later I make a mad dash to the loo and hang my head in the bowl whilst puking the entire contents of my gut.
At this point I hear someone coming up the stairs. (thump thump thump puke) and (thump thump thump puke) The door bursts open and my mate Henk is standing over me. He looks at me and I look at him. There is no way I can move due to my condition. I pray he will turn to his right and evacuate into the bath.
Nope - puked all over me while I lay there helpless. Someday I will kill him.
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Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Thu 19 Aug 2004, 22:08,
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