My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not drunkenness, but impressive!When I was about 13 or 14, my cousin and her sister-in-law and I went to Dunkin' Donuts for one of those newfangled Vanilla Coolattas. I, being a young child enamored with all things sweet and sugary, ordered a large. The other two shared a medium.
Fast forward several hours to when The Family is sitting in the living room, watching "Office Space." I felt mildly ill and decided to go to bed, and off to the very pink guestroom I went.
As soon as I got into my nightie, a stream of foul-smelling bile erupted from my mouth, all over several thousand dollars worth of brand-new carpeting and wallpaper. Common sense kicked in, and I made a dash for the bathroom.
Halfway down the hall, I faint and start quivering madly, crying for my mother. I was rushed to the emergency room, where I had my stomach pumped.
Turns out the milk for the Coolatta hadn't been refrigerated in several hours, and I had just survived my very first case of food poisoning.
I haven't been back to Dunkin' Donuts since.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 22:21, Reply)
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