My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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August 14th 2004This was the day my friend turned 18, so we threw him a party. After consuming about 20 ounces of Captain Morgans original spiced rum, and having to have people open my eyes for me, and ash my smoke, I got up and went home at 3am. Getting out of the taxi which i owed $6, but only gave $3 because I was in no condition to count, I barge in my home, and still wearing jacket, sunglasses and the lot began vomiting. This would not have been so bad, but as I vomited, I realized I was smaking my face upon the toilet, giving myself bruises I later had to explain to my mom the next very long, very hungover morning
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(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 22:31, Reply)
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